Things I will never do again....
or Lessons I Learned the Hard Way
Wear jeans that sit on my waist
Eat Flinstones Vitamins
Drink until I puke
Take a history class
Take a biochemistry class
Leave my headlights on overnight
Mistake a Jalepeno for a green pepper
Ignore what seems to be a very minor health problem
Go rock climbing
Tolerate being ignored
Tolerate being disrespected
Sleep on dirty sheets
Ignore a dirty bathroom
Put Palmolive dish soap in the dishwasher
Think I can change someone
Try to change someone else
Listen to someone on the phone saying, "I can't see you tonight. Don't come over here. I can't see you tonight." while I sit listening on the other side of the door.
Wait more than 3 days before getting something dry cleaned
Buy scented tampons
Let someone hit me
Miss a Colin Firth movie
Eat anything soy
Wear make-up that isn't Clinique
Go back to my natural hair color
Have long hair
Buy expensive sunglasses
....... the list is always growing, but that's the best I can think of for now.
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