April 2, 2009 6:58pm

I always learn so much when I come to WV.

Here are some things I have learned while here....

1) If you don't take your socks off for 3 months, your socks will actually fuse to your feet and your skin will start to grow around the socks. You will also have such a horrific infection that you'll end up in the hospital.

2) Why get fitted for dentures when you can just buy a perfectly good pair at a flea market? Sure, you might look like a mule, but you can chew...kinda.

3) A conversation I was actually a part of:
Patient: Doctor, are you in good health? Because I don't want to have to find a new doctor.
Doctor to me (ignoring crazy lady):Please go get me some Ethyl Chloride.
Patient (freaking out): No! don't go get her! I know her from my church and she's nasty. I hate her. She'll tell everybody my business!

4) Paint thinner can be used to clean out wounds.

That's all for now, but it has been less than 2 weeks.