Saturday, September 15, 2007

September 15, 2007 7:01pm

To all Bad Guys in the area:

I had to break two windows and bust through a screen today to get into my house after locking myself out. Please do not try to break into this house until after I have had a fair chance at repairing the damages. It really would not be very polite of you to do that, since I have had a very rough day now. Also, I am a student and make no money. I really don't have anything of much great value here. It would not be worth your time or effort (though at the moment, no great effort would be required) to get inside. You might even decide to leave me something if you did get in.

Thank you


One more thing, I have a boyfriend and I'm not afraid to use him.

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